Post by NewBlood on Aug 5, 2005 1:49:10 GMT -5
*Show Starts*
Foley:Welcome to UCWs first PPV and im glad to be back to commentate here Steve.
Austin:damn straight drinkin beer wasnt the same without seeing these bastards tear each other apart.
Music hits and the titantron says GM New Blood.
Foley:Well I guess the GM made some changes with new music and everything.
New Blood walks out and looks to the crowd.
Crowd starts chanting Holy shit Holy shit.
Austin:damn that son bitc* swoll up man he is huge.
Foley:He is wearing that knee brace over that left knee pad.
New Blood:Well tonights PPV is special since it is celebrating the revival of UCW. Tonights card is based around CJs requested match and he had a good idea.
Crowd:What
New Blood:He suggested a 5 man battle royal and the last 2 people left would face him in a three way dance for the UCW Championship.
Crowd:What
New Blood:So without further ado were gonna go ahead and get started with the battle royal.
Announcer:The following match is a 5 man over the top rope battle royal match. Introducing first from San Fernando California weighing in at 275 pounds New Blood!!
New Blood slides in the ring and taunts the crowd.
Mangerns music hits and the crowd gets loud.
"Now coming to the ring weighing in at 99 pounds Mangern!!"
Mangern gets in the ring and shakes hands with New Blood.
BJs music hits and the crowd cheers again.
"Now coming to the ring fighting out of Norway weighing in at 88 pounds BJ!!"
BJ slides in the ring and raises his finger towards the ceiling.
Steve Grunges music hits and the crowd goes nuts.
"Now coming to the ring fighting out of England weighing in at 233 pounds STEVE GRUNGE!!"
Foley:That man there and New Blood are gonna have the size advantage in this match.
TMMs music hits and the crowd boos loudly.
"Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 160 pounds TMM."
TMM gets in the ring slowly and flicks off the crowd.
New Blood stares angrily at TMM. TMM looks at the floor and backs up a little.
The bell rings and New Blood rushes at TMM. New Blood spears TMM and starts punching him immediately. Grunge runs over and starts stomping on TMM. BJ and Mangern walk over and help everyone pick him up over their heads. They take TMM over to the ropes and they all launch him out of the ring.
Crowd Cheers.
Foley:Well now its a 4 man battle royal.
TMM stands back up outside and starts stomping his feet on the mat.
New Blood and Steve Grunge start trading punches until Grunge applies a headlock to New Blood. New Blood bounces into the ropes and throws Grunge into BJ knocking them both over.
Austin:This son bitc* got a lot stronger too.
Mangern grabs BJs leg and drags him over to the side of the ring. Mangern picks up BJ and throws him over the ropes.
Foley:BJs gone over but wait he held on to the ropes.
BJ pulls him self back over the ropes. BJ taps on Mangerns shoulder. Mangern turns around and walks into an RKO.
Foley:BJ HIT THE RKO I THIKNK MANGERNS READY TO GO.
BJ picks up Mangern and Irish Whips him into the ropes.But before Mangern can turn back BJ shoulder blocks him over the ropes and Mangern falls to the mat.
Foley:The cruiserweight champ is out but hes still leaving as a champion.
Grunge and New Blood are slowly trading blows on the far side of the ring. New Blood slaps Grunge on the chest and Grunge is now on the ropes. New Blood continues to slap away at Grunges chest. BJ looks over and runs toward them. New Blood turns around and then rolls out of the way. BJ clotheslines Grunge over the ropes and Grunge falls to the mat.
Austin:Now were down to the final 2.
Foley:Now we can start the next match.
CJs music hits and the crowd goes wild.
CJ:Before we start the next match I want to make an announcement to New Blood. I have decided that I want this to be a NO DQ match.
New Blood nods to CJ and CJ comes running down to the ring. CJ slides into the ring and then looks at the ref. The ref signals to the timekeeper and he rings the bell.
Foley:Well here is the main event.
CJ runs at BJ and clotheslines him. New Blood grapples with CJ in the middle of the ring.
Austin:Its a test of power.
New Blood pushes CJ into the turnbuckle and starts to ram him in the midsection with his shoulder. New Blood continues this until BJ runs up and splashes onto both of them into the corner. BJ runs to the opposite ropes and came back and splashed into the corner again. New Blood and CJ both fall over.
Foley:You dont have to be a big man to take out a big man.
New Blood slowly gets up and sees BJ stomping on CJs back. New Blood runs over and clubs BJ in the back of his head. New Blood picks up BJ and and tosses him out of the ring. New Blood applies a headlock to CJ and then starts to apply pressure to CJs head. CJ starts to fade but he gets enough energy to make it to the ropes.
Ref:Get off of him.
New Blood releases the hold and picks up CJ he tosses CJ out of the ring and follows him outside. But when New Blood steps outside and goes to pick up CJ.
CRACK!
BJ hits New Blood in the head with a chair.
Foley:Weapons help when fighting someone who has the size advantage.
CJ gets up and kicks BJ in the gut and throws the chair away. CJ grabs BJs arm and throws BJ shoulder first into the steel steps.
*BJ screams in pain*
CJ goes to pick up New Blood but New Blood gets to one knee and punches CJ in the gut. New Blood stands up and kicks CJ in the gut and then hits the Blood Bath. on the outside mat. New Blood stands up still reeling from the chair shot.
Foley:So the chair shot did have an effect.
New Blood picks up CJ and tosses him back in the ring and then rolls in after him. New Blood covers CJ.
1...2... BJ dropkicks New Blood in the face to break up the count.
BJ waits for CJ to get up then runs up and hits the RKO.
Foley:Thats the second time weve seen the RKO tonight.
BJ goes for the cover.
1...2...3!!
"CJ is eliminated."
New Blood runs up and kicks BJ in the face while he was about to get up from pinning CJ. New Blood picks up BJ and hits the Bloodbath.
Austin:Thats it The Blood Bath its finally over god dammit
New Blood stands up and taunts the crowd but behind him TMM runs in the ring with a chair and hits New Blood right in the back of the head.
Foley:WHAT THE HELL That cheater just because he sucks and cant win a match.
TMM Flicks off the crowd and runs backstage.
The ref utilizes his ten count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7
New Blood and BJ start to crawl towards the ropes.
8...
New Blood starts to pull himself up as does BJ but they both fall down.
9...10
"This match ends in a draw."
Foley:What then who is the new champ.
Austin:damn what the hell is gonna happen this week on another viewing of UCW good noght.
*Show Ends*
Foley:Welcome to UCWs first PPV and im glad to be back to commentate here Steve.
Austin:damn straight drinkin beer wasnt the same without seeing these bastards tear each other apart.
Music hits and the titantron says GM New Blood.
Foley:Well I guess the GM made some changes with new music and everything.
New Blood walks out and looks to the crowd.
Crowd starts chanting Holy shit Holy shit.
Austin:damn that son bitc* swoll up man he is huge.
Foley:He is wearing that knee brace over that left knee pad.
New Blood:Well tonights PPV is special since it is celebrating the revival of UCW. Tonights card is based around CJs requested match and he had a good idea.
Crowd:What
New Blood:He suggested a 5 man battle royal and the last 2 people left would face him in a three way dance for the UCW Championship.
Crowd:What
New Blood:So without further ado were gonna go ahead and get started with the battle royal.
Announcer:The following match is a 5 man over the top rope battle royal match. Introducing first from San Fernando California weighing in at 275 pounds New Blood!!
New Blood slides in the ring and taunts the crowd.
Mangerns music hits and the crowd gets loud.
"Now coming to the ring weighing in at 99 pounds Mangern!!"
Mangern gets in the ring and shakes hands with New Blood.
BJs music hits and the crowd cheers again.
"Now coming to the ring fighting out of Norway weighing in at 88 pounds BJ!!"
BJ slides in the ring and raises his finger towards the ceiling.
Steve Grunges music hits and the crowd goes nuts.
"Now coming to the ring fighting out of England weighing in at 233 pounds STEVE GRUNGE!!"
Foley:That man there and New Blood are gonna have the size advantage in this match.
TMMs music hits and the crowd boos loudly.
"Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 160 pounds TMM."
TMM gets in the ring slowly and flicks off the crowd.
New Blood stares angrily at TMM. TMM looks at the floor and backs up a little.
The bell rings and New Blood rushes at TMM. New Blood spears TMM and starts punching him immediately. Grunge runs over and starts stomping on TMM. BJ and Mangern walk over and help everyone pick him up over their heads. They take TMM over to the ropes and they all launch him out of the ring.
Crowd Cheers.
Foley:Well now its a 4 man battle royal.
TMM stands back up outside and starts stomping his feet on the mat.
New Blood and Steve Grunge start trading punches until Grunge applies a headlock to New Blood. New Blood bounces into the ropes and throws Grunge into BJ knocking them both over.
Austin:This son bitc* got a lot stronger too.
Mangern grabs BJs leg and drags him over to the side of the ring. Mangern picks up BJ and throws him over the ropes.
Foley:BJs gone over but wait he held on to the ropes.
BJ pulls him self back over the ropes. BJ taps on Mangerns shoulder. Mangern turns around and walks into an RKO.
Foley:BJ HIT THE RKO I THIKNK MANGERNS READY TO GO.
BJ picks up Mangern and Irish Whips him into the ropes.But before Mangern can turn back BJ shoulder blocks him over the ropes and Mangern falls to the mat.
Foley:The cruiserweight champ is out but hes still leaving as a champion.
Grunge and New Blood are slowly trading blows on the far side of the ring. New Blood slaps Grunge on the chest and Grunge is now on the ropes. New Blood continues to slap away at Grunges chest. BJ looks over and runs toward them. New Blood turns around and then rolls out of the way. BJ clotheslines Grunge over the ropes and Grunge falls to the mat.
Austin:Now were down to the final 2.
Foley:Now we can start the next match.
CJs music hits and the crowd goes wild.
CJ:Before we start the next match I want to make an announcement to New Blood. I have decided that I want this to be a NO DQ match.
New Blood nods to CJ and CJ comes running down to the ring. CJ slides into the ring and then looks at the ref. The ref signals to the timekeeper and he rings the bell.
Foley:Well here is the main event.
CJ runs at BJ and clotheslines him. New Blood grapples with CJ in the middle of the ring.
Austin:Its a test of power.
New Blood pushes CJ into the turnbuckle and starts to ram him in the midsection with his shoulder. New Blood continues this until BJ runs up and splashes onto both of them into the corner. BJ runs to the opposite ropes and came back and splashed into the corner again. New Blood and CJ both fall over.
Foley:You dont have to be a big man to take out a big man.
New Blood slowly gets up and sees BJ stomping on CJs back. New Blood runs over and clubs BJ in the back of his head. New Blood picks up BJ and and tosses him out of the ring. New Blood applies a headlock to CJ and then starts to apply pressure to CJs head. CJ starts to fade but he gets enough energy to make it to the ropes.
Ref:Get off of him.
New Blood releases the hold and picks up CJ he tosses CJ out of the ring and follows him outside. But when New Blood steps outside and goes to pick up CJ.
CRACK!
BJ hits New Blood in the head with a chair.
Foley:Weapons help when fighting someone who has the size advantage.
CJ gets up and kicks BJ in the gut and throws the chair away. CJ grabs BJs arm and throws BJ shoulder first into the steel steps.
*BJ screams in pain*
CJ goes to pick up New Blood but New Blood gets to one knee and punches CJ in the gut. New Blood stands up and kicks CJ in the gut and then hits the Blood Bath. on the outside mat. New Blood stands up still reeling from the chair shot.
Foley:So the chair shot did have an effect.
New Blood picks up CJ and tosses him back in the ring and then rolls in after him. New Blood covers CJ.
1...2... BJ dropkicks New Blood in the face to break up the count.
BJ waits for CJ to get up then runs up and hits the RKO.
Foley:Thats the second time weve seen the RKO tonight.
BJ goes for the cover.
1...2...3!!
"CJ is eliminated."
New Blood runs up and kicks BJ in the face while he was about to get up from pinning CJ. New Blood picks up BJ and hits the Bloodbath.
Austin:Thats it The Blood Bath its finally over god dammit
New Blood stands up and taunts the crowd but behind him TMM runs in the ring with a chair and hits New Blood right in the back of the head.
Foley:WHAT THE HELL That cheater just because he sucks and cant win a match.
TMM Flicks off the crowd and runs backstage.
The ref utilizes his ten count.
1...2...3...4...5...6...7
New Blood and BJ start to crawl towards the ropes.
8...
New Blood starts to pull himself up as does BJ but they both fall down.
9...10
"This match ends in a draw."
Foley:What then who is the new champ.
Austin:damn what the hell is gonna happen this week on another viewing of UCW good noght.
*Show Ends*
